Fate is for losers: Archive

My side project band called Angry Computer consists of two accountant interns (ie. me and Zorro). We play absurd songs and generally radiate awkwardness. Book us for your wedding today!

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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buttduchess: I ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to California in 1849

Feb 22nd

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I wish I had like a pen-pal I could just email. We’d probably end up being best friends because I’m more charismatic in type. And I’d probably send him/her my list of artistic ideas to prove that I’m not a loser. Or if I got hit by a truck and was in a coma, s/he would make them happen so when I woke up I would be a success* and I’d finally get the child prodigy...

Feb 22nd

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I need 2 move on lyk donkey kong

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

Fun fact: A year ago I applied for a CIA internship. Never heard back but one day they may approach me while I’m grocery shopping or something and you’ll never hear from me again.

Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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I can’t believe the new Cribs and Mount Eerie albums come out after I’m done with school. I need them earlier so I have something to look forward to in my pathetic lyf here

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Family Feud Bullshit

Family Feud: What's the most popular thing people have inside their medicine cabinet other than medicine
Me: Vicks Vapor rub
Popular answer: toothpaste, tooth brush, band-aids

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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I’m watching the food network. They’re making sausages and winking at the camera.

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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angry computer

please don’t have a plug in failure today put that spinning wheel away baby you know I love you more than words could say so don’t be mad at me okay?

Feb 20th

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Use these wisely:

“I’m gonna wrap your legs around my head an wear you like the crown that you are. If that’s okay with you.” “I want to tickle your bellybutton…from the inside.”

Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Kids of accountants have so much in common. Like recently I bonded with this person whose dad is an accountant too and it was a really special moment because we just sort of grew up the same way.

Feb 20th